Fifty Shades Of Grey Hair The Menopausal Woman's Answer To E L James

A Romantic Comedy,
Based On Fact, Fiction And Fantasy,
In Which Menopausal Bossy-Boots Emma,
Hires Nice-Boy Bobbie,
As Her Live-In Housekeeper,
To Cook, Clean, Obey And Please Her.

Includes:

Emma's Angst;
"I'm Cold!!!";
Emma Beds Bobbie;
Night Sweat;
"Now." "Bobbie." "Give Me An Orgasm."

And, Emma Gets The Flu;
in which Bobbie nurses Emma like an Angel.