This Ebook is geared toward older individuals. Therefore, we thought it to be appropriate to include the author‘s names. Due to space limitations we have included as many as possible. They are: Albert Einstein, Aldous Huxley, Aristotle, Arthur C. Clarke, Benjamin Disraeli, Benjamin Franklin, Bertrand Russell, Bette Davis, Bette Midler, Bill Gates, Billy Crystal, Bob Hope, Cardinal Francis Spellman, Carl Sandburg, Charles Caleb Colton, Charles M. Schulz, David Brent, Dorothy Parker, Drew Carey, Duke of Wellington/Elbert Hubbard, Eleanor Roosevelt, Elton John, Frank Sinatra, George Bernard Shaw, George Burns, George W. Bush, Germaine Greer, Gore Vidal, Groucho Marx/Henny Youngman, Henry David Thoreau, Henry J. Tillman, Hermione Gingold, Homer Simpson, Honore de Balzac, Isaac Asimov/Jack Benny, Jack Handey, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Janis Joplin, Jim Carrey, Jim Rohn, Joan Rivers, John Barrymore, John F. Kennedy, Jonathan Swift, Julio Iglesias/Kate Beckinsale, Kathleen Morris/Lao-Tzu, Lilly Tomlin, Linda Ronstadt, Lisa Simpson,
Lord Chesterfield, Lucille Ball, Mae West, Mahatma Gandhi, Marilyn Monroe, Mark Russell, Mark Twain, Maurice Chevalier, Maurice Sendak, Milton Berle, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf/Noel Coward/Oliver Goldsmith, Oprah Winfrey, Oscar Wilde/Peter De Vries, Peter Sellers, Phyllis Diller, Quentin Crisp/R. D. Laing, Redd Foxx, Richard Nixon, Rita Rudner, Robert Heinlein, Robert Mitchum, Rodney Dangerfield, Ronald Reagan, Saint Augustine, Salvador Dali, Samuel Beckett, Samuel Johnson, Sid Vicious, Sophia Loren, Spike Milligan, St. Augustine, Steve Jobs, Steve Martin, Sting, Tallulah Bankhead, Truman Capote/Victor Borge, Vince Lombardi, Voltaire/W. B. Yeats, W. C. Fields, Will Rogers, William S. Burroughs, William Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, Woody Allen and Zsa Zsa Gabor.