Life, Funny Side Up

Back in my college years, I spent an afternoon with then Governor Bill Clinton and, my right hand to God, the man inhaled and I can prove it! Why do Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, and the whole Hanks family think that I'm a total dork? Why does Ted Danson get all choked up at the thought of my oldest son, Nicolas?

Read the book – its all explained inside.

Why did the Reverend Henry Penix shoot me with a rifle? Who is cowboy Jackie Joe Hendrix and exactly how bad does his hat actually smell? What are the 38Ds of Micro-Economics?

I explain it all with a humorous look at one average life.

Pick-up this book and you'll also learn how the strongest adhesive in the universe is formulated and how it is that the late Sir Francis Drake has mocked me from beyond the grave, and damn near killed me!

I have been hilariously almost shot dead, humorously drowned in shark-infested water, and frozen to a knee-slapping end within an Oklahoma wilderness. Read the book, and have a few laughs with me.