PARENTAL WARNING: This book contains adult themes involving, but not limited to, sex, alcohol, general lust and distaste for the world. After being told to publish a book for two decades, this collection of poems has finally culminated into a reality. Showing that he isn't just a dimpled smirk hidden behind a cloud of cigarette smoke, this poet has put his clever wit and skewed sociological ramblings into one entity. From his sickeningly sugary and sweet beginnings in high school through to the hungover ramblings of a youthful 20-something, we can see the origins of his off kilter humor and loathing for the world around him that blossoms on the pages of the final chapter. Whether you bask in the school boy crushes or his escapades between the sheets make you squirm a little in your seat, pour yourself a cup and let smoke rings, coffee stains & napkin poetry show you that just because this book is labeled as poetry, doesn't mean that life isn't sexy, scary or even funny more often than not.