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CONFIDENTIAL MEMO:
TO: Ross Anderson, head of the company
FROM: Abigail Palmer, personal assistant
Dear Ross,
You're been my boss for two years now, and you've never realized that I'm secretly in love with you! And it will stay my secret, because I'd never actually dare send this memo to you….
I'm the perfect secretary: efficient, ambitious, organized. You rely on me for everything—except romance! You've never noticed that behind my neat suits and calm manner I'm a real woman—not just your secretary!
I know this infatuation is beyond all reason. But I can't help wondering if we'll ever get together in the bedroom, as well as the boardroom!
Yours,
Abigail
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